December 2009
43 posts
Microsoft China rips off Asia’s No. 1... →
The plurk gods ARE NOT happy, china!
Jana WIN (Part 2)
Detdet: Wow, hot ng hand mo!
Janna: Sana pala hand na lang ako...
-WIN!-
Earthquake Ateneo 1991
Earthquake drill, 10 AM. We just shrug it off and slowly go to the evacuation area, not a care in the world. We just want to get it over with.
But…
According to Sir Lagliva, we should really take the earthquake drills seriously because during his first year of teaching, an earthquake happened and people didnt know what to do. He recollected what happened during that time….
...
Medical Examination FAIL
Doctor: *sees the scar on my wrist* is this a cigarette burn mark?
Me: no
Doctor: Have you ever been sexually molested?
Me: what?
Doctor: Have you ever been sexually molested, i said.
Me: uhh no.
Doctor: *checks my heart beat* You are palpitating, are you nervous?
Me: uhhh no.. should i be?
Doctor: Are you a member of any fraternity?
Me: umm no. (hello, i'm a girl!)
Doctor: what is this then?
Me: (i struggle to explain, failed miserably) uhhh gluestick burnt directly to my skin for some time.
Dont you just love doctors and their inquisitive nature T___T and yes, that was sarcasm.
“You!? Are you too sexy for your shirt that you don’t want to meet with...”
– Fr. Louie “EPIC WIN” David
“You know my senses are extra sharp when i’m mad!! ano ba?? nakakain ba...”
– Fr. Louie “EPIC WIN” David
November 2009
66 posts
You know what sucks?
This. and how i just can’t stop it.
